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It's as GREEN as you can get without being a neon. I love this one, it is rather crelly-like and dries down satin, making it look like green plastic. It is the most unnatural green, in the best possible way. Nothing kale about it, lol.
This is my favorite GREEN green! The formula is so smooth and self leveling. I love Cracked greens!
This may be the best application of a jelly/crelly I’ve ever experienced! Wow it was stunning and soooo satisfying to look at.
This was my very first cracked mani and I loved it! I used three coats! 💚
I ordered 29 polishes with zero buyers remorse. Yesterday felt like Christmas, and I knew exactly which would be my first. F* Kale does not disappoint, it’s gorgeous. Formula is great, goes on easy and dries fast. I see myself needing a new bottle by the end of the year
I don't know why i waited so long to grab this. It is perfect. Perfect formula. Perfect creme . Perfect green 💚. I have it on as part of a St. Patrick's day Mani. Just gorgeous 🥰
I’m in love with this glowing green! The formula is a smooth 2 coater on my short nails.
opaque and perfect application
This name just cracks me up. Wore it for St Patricks day this year and it was perfect. Formula was amazing and easy to paint.
Honestly one of my favorite greens… not too crazy bright, just perfect
love this polish on its own but more so for nail art! Perfect for leaf and stem drawings!
I just love this green! It is so vibrant and applies smoothly. I like how it has a soft satin look after it dries
really pretty green, with an amazing crelly formula. I love wearing this one so much.
one of my favourite greens ever, with an amaaaazing formula. ty Monique!! 💚
Yay, I didn't dupe myself! (Was concerned re: ASP from Sally Beauty's "Don't Mind If I Do" lacquer, which is a straight-up "kid's lesson on colors" green.)
I mean, I sort of did, but F*ck Kale is more flattering on me, because it's slightly paler and ever-so-slightly less saturated, in a nice way.
At first I'd thought it was a crelly. I dunno, maybe it is? There's definitely a softness of texture when you get it to full opacity, though it also just seems sort of like a ... cozy creme?
At first I was disappointed that I needed 4 layers on my swatch stick to reach full opacity (haven't tried it on fingers yet; they often need fewer), but it self-levels well, so I've since learned to wait a moment for dark spots to settle before judging. Also, it dries so darned fast that it doesn't take long to put on 4 layers, and 4 layers looks nice and lush anyway, so I really don't mind, after all -- I'd say in the end, it takes me less time to get to full opacity and ready-to-use hands than my cheap green creme, so I've started replacing the old green creme with F*ck Kale whenever I need a pigmentation booster below a thin green shimmer like Serpents of Eden, Plankton, etc. because I can move on to the shimmer layers so darned fast. (Plus, I think the ASP green was really bad about staining my nails.)
That said, it's definitely not a jelly -- I tried putting 1 thin layer over a flakie topper to see I could dupe Lurid's An Unwhittleable Wishlist, and it just about completely obscured the flakies.
Have fun, and, to be honest, please DO eat kale, too!
beautiful, perky green perfect for every season. I love wearing this for a fun pick-me-up and a great palette cleanser!
It’s perfectly bright yet quite flattering and for an almost neon it was incredibly smooth and easy to apply.
Fck Kale is gorgeous! It's a bright, true kelly green that looks just like the swatches online. Love the recommendation to wear it as a french mani.
This is opaque in two coats and perfect for nailart, due to its creaminess! I paired it with some holo taco frozen bananas and I love how this turned out :)
the perfect summer spring green shade!
Beautiful color and lovely crelly formula.
my favorite summer green shade, really amazing formula as well
I love this bright shade of green! And this has such a smooth formula, I only needed 2 coats!
Nice full coverage green
F*ck Kale is a beautiful shade of green. However, I was somewhat surprised by two things about it. First, the shade looks a fair bit darker on the nail than it does in a lot of the pics and even in the bottle. I know lighting makes a difference, and number of coats, etc. (I did three coats because it was patchy-looking with just two.) I'm not even complaining exactly, I still really like it. I just though it would be lighter. Second, it dries down almost matte. Somewhere between an eggshell and satin finish, if we're comparing to wall paint? The matte finish gives it a lot less of a juicy look than some other jelly/crelly formulas. Topcoat glosses it up and I never go without topcoat anyway, so no big deal, but worth knowing depending on how you plan to use it, since it's not mentioned in the description. Anyway: no regrets, no complaints, just informing the public about what I'm noticing!