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Jokes On You

Jokes On You

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We all know white nail polish is a pain to apply. Jokes On You white cream that gives you a smooth, professional finish every time.

Fun Fact - This white was released on April Fools Day and the name comes from everyone thinking white polish is a pain to apply. You wont regret picking up this one! Its a staple and a true classic for everyone's nail arsenal. 

Pro Tip - Perfect for nail art or a classic French tip manicure.  

Ingredients

Butyl Acetate, Ethyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Adipic Acid/Neopentyl Glycol/Trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Acrylates Copolymer, Stearalkonium Bentonite, N-Butyl Alcohol, Styrene/Acrylates Copolymer, Benzophenone-1, Silica, Alumina, Trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate, titanium dioxide

Size

15ml / 0.5oz

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  • 5 stars: 43 (78%)
  • 4 stars: 7 (13%)
  • 3 stars: 4 (7%)
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  • 1 star: 1 (2%)
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Jillianfaex
One of my go tos!

Cant go wrong with a white creme. This or Lynb's are my two most reached for as i use them under more sheer colors, for accents, or to enhance certain designs.

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Bethany M.
An opaque white in 1 coat!

I love how self-leveling and opaque this polish is; it goes on a smooth as silk, and it is perfect in one coat (over a base coat).

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Kimberly H.
Solid choice

This is a little streaky with very thin coats but gets better with a thicker coat. Evens out pretty well but it still needs a ridge filler on me. But it’s a notoriously difficult type of polish to make and this one is a good option for one that is workable.

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Kelly
Perfect white polish!

This has perfect coverage and is perfect for nail art!

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Anonymous
Great!

A classic white cream! Great formula and coverage!

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Anonymous
Good coverage

Opaque in 2 coats for me

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Anonymous
nice and opaque white

nice and opaque white. applies well and not too streaky. good staple to have

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Tess
I’ve used this as a base color as well as nail art

I’ve used Jokes On You as a base color as well as nail art. As a base, I got opacity in 2 coats on short, natural nails. For nail art (clouds) the formula was a little tricky to work with - maybe slightly thicker / quick drying than some of the others cremes I’ve used for the same purposes. Overall, a good polish, but I didn’t love it as much as Cracked’s jelly formula.

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Desiree V.
streak-free neutral!

It's tough to find a nice white polish that applies smoothly. Your search is over with this one! Lovely formula and is a great base for so many Cracked toppers, too.

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Anonymous
White Creme

Standard white creme, got it opaque in 1-2 coats.

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Carolyn O.
Jokes on you

Awesome white creme polish. Way better than drugstore cremes I've tried in the past!

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Paula
Essential

Everyone needs a white polish at some point. Jokes on You works well and it was a great price. Would reccomend.

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Courtney

Really easy to apply, not streaky at all.

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Anonymous
Solid

Ok it’s not the most amazing white base I’ve used, but especially at its price point it’s a solid pick. Application takes some more finessing than others but it’s not that difficult to even it out!

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M.B.
streaky

does not compare to my other cracked formulas! very clean stark white color but not the easiest to use

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Itzel G.
Not a one coat white

I was expecting this to be a one coater but it ended up needing a second coat

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Ashley E.
Very Happy

Needed two coats but it’s just what I was looking for!

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FREIDA R.
At last - the perfect white!

I have been searching for that perfect white. Good color, good finish, good texture. This is it!. At last So pleased . And I got in the black and white duo during a sale so a fantastic deal.

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Nikki
Perfect White

Great white polish, a staple in any polish collection. Great on its own, as a base for other polishes or in nail art. So versatile everyone should have at least one.

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Thuy N.
thick and patchy

probably due to my inexperience. this was super thick and hard to apply without streaks. i added thinner and it helped but eventually i destashed it.

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Tanya F.
Non-streaky white

Perfect white creme! Not streaky and has great opacity.

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M

a bit streakier than the other formulas but pure white! i will have to try adding thinner next time

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Jaime S.
Nice White

This color is a nice bright white. It’s a little streaky so you do need to build it up with at least 2 layers.

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Deborah G.
Perfect opaque white

This is the perfect base for my decals!

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Anonymous
Great coverage!

This is a nice white creme that has great opacity and coverage!

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Deborah G.
Perfect for under decals

I use this shade quite often for the smooth bright white base for my waterslide decals. The formula is perfection, crisp & super opaque.

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Jess
Jokes on you

Excellent white base

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K
No Jokes Here

It’s an easy to use white crème! Def not one coater and had to thin. Besides that, it applied really smoothly; compared to other whites this is very beginner friendly!

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S.J.
Classic white

Everyone needs a good white for doodling on some nails. This is my favorite formula as it makes dainty line art so simple!

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Anonymous
Great!

This one is great for layering. It is a 2 coater though, first coat is a bit streaky, but it looks great on the 2nd coat.

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Yvette N.
One coater, needed a teensy bit of thinner

Went on a little thick originally but 2 drops of thinner and we were in business. Since I was putting another color over this it wad a one coat wonder. Even without the other color it probably would've been a one coater.

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Jessica
Jokes on you

Great as a base!