Hairy Squat Lobster
Hairy Squat Lobster
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Hairy Squat Lobster is a rose orchid with a subtle red/golden glow.
Opaque in 1-3 coats depending on nail length.
Colors
Colors
- Pink
- Rose
- Gold
Finishes
Finishes
- Shimmer
Ingredients
Ingredients
Butyl Acetate, Ethyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Isobutyl Acetate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Adipic Acid/Neopentyl Glycol/Trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer, Silica, Styrene/Acrylates Copolymer, N-Butyl Alcohol, Benzophenone-1, Violet 2, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Tin Oxide, Silica, Iron Oxide, Ferric Ferrocyanide, Red 28, Red 22, Orange 5, Yellow 11, Red 6, Red 7, Yellow 6, Yellow 5, Blue 1, Ultramarines, Bismuth Oxychloride, Synthetic Fluorphlogopite
Size
Size
15ml / 0.5oz

- 5 stars: 142 (91%)
- 4 stars: 12 (8%)
- 3 stars: 2 (1%)
- 2 stars: 0 (0%)
- 1 star: 0 (0%)
I bought this with the underdog bundle and it feels like a steal. It needs 3 coats to have solid and even coverage of the nail.
It is such a beautiful, sweet pink! Totally see the color inspo as well. Hysterical name. This is so bizarre and creative. Pointer finger pictured with rhubarb pie guts, 23 flavors, and situationship. Attaching the picture of the hairy squat lobster that I keep looking at and laughing. I’d love it even if it was named “pink shimmer” or something. It’s a great color
Girly and demure in 1 coat! I have been searching for the perfect sweet pink that wasn't super in your face or too "my nails but prettier" natural-looking. This one is just right!
Got it in the Underdogs Bundle, thinking it was too OTT for me personally. Fell in love with how it looks with one coat! As it's not meant to be worn in just one coat, it's patchy with just one, but not to the extent that anyone other than me will notice, unless I told them and put it up close to their face. Not taking any stars off for patchiness because that would be like complaining that a skirt doesn't make a good hat. Or something.
Very happy I met it in the bundle! Will wear it one-coated again, just due to personal preference.
First photo is one coat; second and third are two or three (sorry; I forgot).
Dry time is impeccable and I really enjoy this formula! Not gritty at all for a glitter!
It’s a beautiful lacquer… and the name just grosses me out lol. Mentally I have renamed it. But no actual complaints about the polish, it’s excellent.
I grabbed this one right away when my order arrived and got right to work applying. Now, I am newish to applying nail polish, but this one was not very easy. Work is the right word for what transpired. It was somehow thick in places and thin in other places. It was drying so fast that I had to get no more than 4 swipes per coat or there would be gloops. I ended up with full opacity after 4 coats, but I don't love how thick that amount of coats looks on my nails. It ends up making them look fake. I am enjoying this color, though, along with all the spring blossoms in my neighborhood! I loved the creature that this polish was based on and I even picked up the accompanying sticker! My collection is almost exclusively Cracked Polish at this point! They rock!
This color was captivating online, but fell a little flat in person. Possibly because it just didn’t flatter my skin tone (neutral leaning cool). Either way, the formula performs well and it’s a nice polish.
I just love that the inspiration for this color is a creature that exists. The color cannot be captured on camera as well as it is in real life, but I'm really loving the pink and the shimmer.
Pink is my least favorite color but I kept seeing this online and thought it was so pretty. I even like it on my brown skin!
I’m so shocked this is in the Underdogs bundle because this is an incredible polish! The cool pink color is so pretty and the shimmer makes it so glowy. The pictures don’t capture just how glowy it is in real life!
Such a lovely pink shimmer! It could make a great topper, and gives great coverage in 2-3 coats.
i love pink in general, and I adore how soft and sparkly this one is. i usually do 3 coats to get the opacity I want but it's a very nice formula. first image is after one coat I believe
What an amazing name! This is a pink that fills a basic niche but is just really smooth and well executed. The shimmer is gorgeous. It’s not as “bubblegum” as I expected, and it works on my warm fair skin.
I am genuinely surprised by how wearable and pretty this shade is for a shade that looks simple.
On my index, pinky and thumb in the picture!
I love this more unique or unexpected take on pink. The shimmer adds that extra oomph. It’s subtle yet just enough to set it apart.
I love the name of this polish. Applies like a dream and I couldn’t stop saying out loud how pretty my nails look. A dainty cool toned sparkling pink. So special.
What can I say about cracked polish. I love the packaging, the brush is amazing it’s wide and flat so it covers really well! I really appreciate all the colors Monique has come up with they’re just so stunning! I put 2 coats of hairy squat lobster and one coat of amethyst dart frog together to get this magical combination and I’m obsessed! Also the formulas dry really fast so I can appreciate that since I hate waiting around for them to dry. 10/10 would buy again
A bit sheer but she’s so cute and sparkly!
....but love the polish more. Perfectly pink and shimmery
But I loooooove this pink
Loved this color. I wish it wouldn’t have been as transparent but still a beautiful color that doesn’t seem to chip easily.
Such a stunning shimmery pink!
First of all- the name lol I can’t stop laughing about the name. Second, what an underrated and pretty polish. The formula is great (per usual). You won’t be disappointed!
Pretty and dainty